© Good Looks Bad Books https://castbox.fm/ch/2081347 en 3108993de9c543d0bf766075110fb157 2081347 Good Looks Bad Books goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com Comedy yes This is it you guys. This is our peak. We've reached the highest point that we could podcasting, might as well quit right here while we're ahead.   Why am I saying we need to quit? It's because today we interviewed the one, the only, Dr. Chuck Tingle! We took listener questions and asked them of Dr. Tingle, along with adding in some of our own questions. If you normally listen to podcasts at anything higher than 1x speed you might want to slow this one down a little. Dr. Tingle has a particular cadence that is hard to get a grasp on but it's well worth it because his answers are truly genius. Our guest today was: Dr. Chuck Tingle @ChuckTIngle 01:14:38 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-c0f3570693da4c45b9486f4164be96bc Sun, 23 Jun 2019 23:56:10 +0000 145165771 yes This is my first time so be gentle seems appropriate here.   Anyway, I hope you like steam and stained glass and machines that aren't what they seem as we dip our toes into what you get when you combine steampunk and erotica.    Today we are told about "Mr Hartley's Infernal Device" from the Steamlust Anthology Our guest today was: Pete @peg_leg_pete 01:02:24 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-700fdfb25cec4ced8a47f4bee5360e69 Sat, 22 Jun 2019 23:51:45 +0000 145164536 yes Back in the Saddle AGAIN! We're back with a vengence baby, and what better way to start things off again than with a Chuck Tingle book! Today, Cody will review for the class "Angry Man Pounded By The Fear Of His Latent Gayness Over A Dinosaur Transitioning into a Unicorn" Our guest today was: Pete @peg_leg_pete 01:01:24 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-fd3d0651531a4fb29ddbc7715c22fe5e Fri, 21 Jun 2019 23:49:37 +0000 145164326 yes That's right. This is the third Anal Golden Lemon Bubble Butt competition!   Things are heating up! Then cooling down, then heating right the fuck back up again! This was recorded LIVE at Geelycon 2018 and thank you to all who attended!   First off, thanks to all the contestants for writing in! We couldn't have had a competition without you and we had so many amazing entries! We will be reading the rest at the end of the show for the next few episodes! Anyway the tales chosen were as follows: "He Comes in the Night" by Alan @Alan_Sells "Cloudy with a Chance of Me-Balls or When your Food goes Bad" By Matthew @matthewmmorris "The Right Tool for the Job" by Cooker @heyitscooker Our guest reader was: Kieran @MrK_Bennet 00:57:22 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-0e32f76441084da8b9e3cfbe4ec0f47d Thu, 20 Jun 2019 23:43:07 +0000 145163700 yes Content Warning: This story included acts of drugged sex via an aphrodisiac flower. No one was drugged intentionally or with malicious intent, but they were still not sober/fully coherent.    Guess what you nerds? Only one gd week until Geeklycon! You ready? You ready to rock?! WE GOT SOME GD GOOD STORIES FOR YA BBY Today we are told about "Claimed by Bigfoot" by Carmen Quick. We all learn how to break into Jan's kindle and about hoe urm some threesomes work. Today's guest was: Jan @JanFie_95 00:54:08 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-c86355a338754e53ad8cbd3e14ea7321 Wed, 19 Jun 2019 23:41:58 +0000 145162191 yes This episode contains a small discussion on gender and gender identity. We aren't sure how we feel about the first story, as it's about a woman getting a beard, and the title is "Fetish". We can't make claims on what the author intended with this story, and all felt awkward. If you would like to skip the story and discussion on it you can go to about 21:45 Cody reads "Fetish" by Martha Soukup and Taylor talks about "Minions Have Layers Too" by m00sha and "New Toy 4917" by Nikolai Kingsley. Our guest today was: Taylor @leviathanfiles 01:14:49 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-b14667ae276d48fcbde483245447f465 Tue, 18 Jun 2019 23:38:09 +0000 145161673 yes I have a bunch of gift cards, just sitting here, that I never use. I really should use them. Most of them have something like $5 or less on them. But hey, whatever, it's still free money. I just don't plan and so I forget to use them! Do you ever do this? For today's show we have the wonderful Taylor on and he shares some of the craziest stuff he's found and made. Slide Harder is a game about hydration edging and is very slippery. There's also a fanfic for a 30 person MASKS game he was in along with a story from Technosex called "Auto Erotic" by William Martin. Lastly we talk about the game Let These Mermaids Touch Your Dick Maybe. Our guest today was: Taylor @leviatianfiles 01:10:50 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-0787f5c4c99c4616bf51ec9fd0bac0ae Mon, 17 Jun 2019 23:32:02 +0000 145161182 yes It's the end of May and we all know what that means! Wait, actually I don't know. What does it mean? Will someone please tell me what the end of May means? I guess it means it's going to be June soon but ok? I dunno. Whatevs. There's an ep for you today so it's all good! In today's episode we read "Eat Fresh: Flo, Jan and Wendy and the Five Dollar Footlong" by Lacey Noonan. There's definitely some eating and munching going on in here if you know what I mean. Wink Wink Wink Our guest today was: Eli @TheVikingBear_ 01:12:50 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-3558615ad7e641e5b26db7356489fbae Sun, 16 Jun 2019 23:25:02 +0000 145160280 yes Hello friends and family (family if you're reading this please turn back thank you). I hope you're all doing well!    Today we read "Captain Future and the Corn Dildo From Outer Space" by Tabatha Houston. It is delightful and beautiful and you should go read it! Our guest today was: Eli @TheVikingBear_ 01:21:56 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-44442aa9ac2d419fa359f2b182f16866 Sat, 15 Jun 2019 23:20:44 +0000 145157937 yes We all knew this was coming. Heh... cumming. Get it? NICE. Anyway, episode 69 is headed your way. So grab your partner, turn them around, get on top or I guess get on bottom depending on preferences, and go listen to us!    We're taking a deep dive back to our roots with "Warrior" the second in the Cat Star Chronicles by Sheryl Brooks. We get to hate ourselves again! There's so many bad puns. Please on't hold it against us. 01:16:10 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-721caeeaf37f4e049afe69659bc37506 Fri, 14 Jun 2019 23:18:27 +0000 145157595 yes Look. Look around you. What do you see? Anything sexy? I sure hope so. If not, then you should look in a mirror. Get it? Because you're sexy! Right, right??? Get it?!   Content Warning: Bestiality, underage sex   Today we read a book. The title is a spoiler so if you don't want to be spoiled just stop reading this now. Anyway we read "The Raptors Bride" by Christie Sims and Alara Branwen. There's some sexy sexy sexy tongues in this episode. 01:06:16 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-2d9c81a2f50c47c195a360631de23a3f Thu, 13 Jun 2019 23:13:42 +0000 145157215 yes Hi guys, are you having a good week so far? Oh, you aren't? Shit! I'm so sorry to hear that. Oh? No shit? Wow ok, well that was rude of him. HE DID WHAT?! Wait. Ok. Now that you explain it that makes more sense. It's still messed up, but defintely makes sense. Well I hope that your week gets better soon. Thanks for talking with me. This week we read "Taken at Area 51: Or, How Two Well Equipped Visitors from Time and Space Changed my Sex Life" by Maddie Montrose. We have tons of fun with this book because who the hell wouldn't want to read about vampires and aliens! Our guest today was: Emily @rootstock 01:05:18 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-610f73121a2640388027432c35603e21 Wed, 12 Jun 2019 23:10:18 +0000 145156834 yes Today we are spending the day at the apple store apparently? We're all fruits today, and we learn that a coconut is a fruit. Also a seed and a nut, so hey, that's great!    I get the lovely opportunity to tell you all about a book that I hadn't read up until the min I was telling everyone about it. "There is a Bitcoin in my Butt and he is Handsome" by the illustrious Chuck Tingle is on it's way to your earholes right now! How is it that we got through the episode without anyone mentioning that cryptocurrency sounds like it'd be a snuff book? It sucks cause nothing is more romantic than necromantic poundings. Our guest today was: Emily @rootstock 01:01:20 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-5e5a22d8da8047919d91d9652966ac93 Tue, 11 Jun 2019 23:05:20 +0000 145154696 yes Content Warning: There is non-consensual sex described in this story.   Welcome everyone back to the wonderful work of GLBB. You may be asking yourself why it's saturday and we still haven't uploaded. To that I would say "Uh you're reading the episode description so I'm pretty sure we've uploaded by now. Good job genius" Anyway enough deflecting, time to get on with the episode description. This week we are told about "Omega for the Pack" by N. J. Lysk. I just looked up this book to make sure I had the authors last named spelled correctly and well here's the first line of the books description "Ray's a werewolf, but other than running during the full moon and a taste for raw meat, he's a regular guy." So yeah I think you get what this book is about now. Well ok, maybe not. There's also m-preg in here so that;s great if that's your kink. Our guest today was: Nate @tiefling_otter 00:57:41 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-8af054409fad416d8ee1805d9cd6e17f Mon, 10 Jun 2019 23:00:48 +0000 145154212 yes Content warning: There is physical and mental abuse depicted in this episode.    It's sunday night and I'm getting yall some good good sexy content, up early for your enjoyment. Hole-some content that you'll love and cherish forever, I'm sure.    This week Cody gives us a little more of the book "The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty" by A. N. Roquelaure. Maybe one day he'll finish it. That day and after is the only time he's allowed to talk about this ever again. We all cry and cry and cry at this horrible book and the torture that we're being put through. Our guest today was: Nate @tiefling_otter 01:18:45 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-1b1616377c84467a9940e868e84f7d69 Sun, 09 Jun 2019 22:48:53 +0000 145152065 yes I'm keeping this quick and short because I have to be in bed about 1 hour ago. Anyway I hope you enjoy the episode, and that it doesn't show too too clearly how unprepared we always are.    This week we read "Taken by the Toaster" by Dick Thumper. I'm sure you can tell what kind of book this is by the title, but let me tell you it's a doozy. Don't stick your dick in a toaster kids. Our guest today was: Courtney @courtneyanny 00:55:54 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-0c2bee61b8414c7297036b50af4f1922 Sat, 08 Jun 2019 22:41:28 +0000 145151172 yes Burritos or tacos? Which do you like better? If you don't like either of them, then what do you like? I personally like tacos better, but I understand that it's a personal preference.    Also I peaked a lot so shut up. I'm gonna work on my mic setup.  This week we read "50 Shades of Alice in Wonderland" by Melinda DuChamp. This is a weirdly wonderful book. And by wonderful I mean weird and disturbing. Our guest today was: Courtney @courtneyanny   . 01:21:40 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-f18a140296d245c089d8ff2abc08b4b3 Fri, 07 Jun 2019 22:38:44 +0000 145149890 yes Nude year, nude me! Oh hey that's actually probably a better title than what I have right now. I'm gonna change that. Ok, now it's all changed. Good. I hope each and every one of you had a good Fuckmas and a great Nude Year!    In this episode we read "Happy Furry New Year: Wolves of Stone Ridge Book 27" by Charlie Richards. There's some actually gay shifters in here! Aren't we all excited for this? I am! Fun fact: I read this book because I wanted to read something for the new year. I assumed from the title that the new year would be like a major thing in the book, but I was apparently wrong. Our guest today was: Tressa @twatts_up 01:19:30 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-0033e9b94aee47e9baba3d1f1a699723 Thu, 06 Jun 2019 22:35:24 +0000 145149655 yes Hello world. I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas, or just happy holidays for whatever you celebrate. And if you celebrate nothing, then I hope you are having an amazing day anyway.    Today we read "Santa Baby, I Want A Bad Boy For Christmas" by Justine Elvira. This was for straight people. Ugh. Gimme more gay/bi content please. Also there's some sitting on Santa's lap but not in /that/ way, jeez. Our guest today was: Phil @canada_phillip 00:59:25 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-25b061f63b324aaa91e5ef2a1d7be674 Wed, 05 Jun 2019 22:29:20 +0000 145148392 yes It is episode 20, and Gwynn is back, just in time to not be of legal drinking age yet. That's fine though, as long as you don't call the police. You won't call the police, RIGHT? No one likes a snitch, and what can I say, snitches usually end up with stitches. 01:17:28 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-9377033a5e3e4f7f98ccb5964ce85804 Tue, 04 Jun 2019 22:33:56 +0000 160851309 yes The twelfth day 00:00:51 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-29a5a2a318614dafacade2c395a3a58c Tue, 04 Jun 2019 22:25:41 +0000 145147930 yes The eleventh day 00:00:33 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-974d7f04d940474b9999460d2c90aedc Tue, 04 Jun 2019 22:24:53 +0000 145147880 yes The tenth day 00:00:31 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-f2d34b38694f423bae279a2b75a87b44 Tue, 04 Jun 2019 22:24:04 +0000 145147613 yes The ninth day 00:00:29 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-6bbf70e5d842471498bde6be242d1660 Tue, 04 Jun 2019 22:23:15 +0000 145147526 yes The eighth day 00:00:28 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-07e728cb7f844ef58810b4047d06e543 Tue, 04 Jun 2019 22:22:33 +0000 145147456 yes The seventh day 00:00:24 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-42720bb96a814195bccbd1f5b7b26262 Tue, 04 Jun 2019 22:21:38 +0000 145147402 yes The sixth day 00:00:21 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-a883df41d3764260b9fbbbca889ab3f9 Tue, 04 Jun 2019 22:20:55 +0000 145147313 yes The fifth day 00:00:17 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-eb5b22e4e4ae45e8bcb065992ab46830 Tue, 04 Jun 2019 22:20:09 +0000 145147243 yes The fourth day 00:00:15 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-bcf1f04e62a84905845fe181faf19d72 Tue, 04 Jun 2019 22:19:27 +0000 145147214 yes The third day 00:00:13 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-c726a29151c444c89dd79b284e1b41a1 Tue, 04 Jun 2019 22:18:47 +0000 145146953 yes The second day 00:00:10 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-ff3cfc3d26194b3fa7a7c1a49c6e6f1b Tue, 04 Jun 2019 22:17:51 +0000 145146874 yes Everyone thinks the 12 days starts before Christmas and the last day is on the 25th. Well, you're wrong. It starts on the 25th and lasts thru january.  00:00:09 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-9bc612aa17fb4f44b33ef33960eda9f3 Tue, 04 Jun 2019 22:16:49 +0000 145146826 yes Hello my lovely friends! How are you all doing on this fine day? Ah, I see. Well I hope whatever things you have planned go well for you. Oh, me? I'm doing alright. I'm waiting for my car to get new tires though. I hope it gets finished tonight because I do need to go to work. But I also need to get it done because I couldn't make it up the hill to my house. Today we read "Smoochin' Santa" by Jule McBride. This story has breaking and entering, a little kid, a taxi driver, a children's book author and of course what story wouldn't be complete without a python. Our guest today was: Phil @canada_phillip 01:03:16 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-1f36a731299e456fa401b2ce2f664843 Mon, 03 Jun 2019 22:15:27 +0000 145145507 yes *CONTENT WARNING* This episode includes a whole lot of non consensual acts, and treats women as property *END CONTENT WARNING*   Hello friends, it's Gwynn here and I want tacos! If you are listening to this, join me, and many others in eating tacos so I don't feel so alone while I eat them. Today we read "The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty" by Anne Rice. We discuss consent, which is something the people in this book have definitely never heard of. Our guest today was: Jack @Mr_Cynic 01:13:11 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-a55a41940748423fad2ce7e9e8f3991e Sun, 02 Jun 2019 22:10:45 +0000 145144106 yes Well howdy y'all! How are you fine folks doing today? I hope you're doing alright, but I also hope you're in need of the sound of our sweet sweet voices raining down upon your ear holes. If not, well you probably shouldn't download, and I mean you can probably stop reading right now if you'd like. Today we read "Bimbobook" by Velvet Rainne. It's pretty weird. We all had a few questions about how all this worked, so I'll let you listen to us for those questions. Hopefully you find more answers than we did though. Our guest today was: Jack @Mr_Cynic 01:39:28 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-63bf1c9223284bd797af74d1f7ab2112 Sat, 01 Jun 2019 22:06:38 +0000 145143787 yes What's up my beautiful lords, ladies, and nobles? Are you ready for a deep dive into what can only be described as horrific sexyness? If you answer was no, why the hell would you even listen to this podcast?    Today, we read "The Erotic Adventures of Paul Bunyan" by R. K. Galaga, Everyone worries about if beastiality will happen. We end up finding out what's really important in life, which is finding someone who will have as many orgies as you want but also is not just a sex doll. We read an entry that didn't get read during the competition "What You Really Wand Pt 1" by Simon (Warning there are non consentual parts). Our guest today was: Paul @cowboycentaur 01:44:26 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-8263d23aac764f1cb3919a5d361362e0 Sat, 01 Jun 2019 11:01:44 +0000 144261252 yes So lets get into this. We're doing a bonus episode because I fucked some stuff up. But it's great! What we decided to do is explained in the episode, so get listening! 00:54:31 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-5e57b3777d36438089fa318459a4dee0 Fri, 31 May 2019 10:56:11 +0000 144260133 yes Alright guys, what's up? Oh wait, I forgot you can't respond while I'm typing this. If you tell me what's up later, I probably won't understand why you even said something to me. Like why the hell do you think you have the right to talk to me at all?    Anyway this episode we talk about "Lesbian Invaders from Space" by Ella Ford. We also read through another entry we didn't get to at the live show "Turning Around" by Shawna Love @samuinetsu_love Our guest today was: Matthew @matthewmmoris 01:34:35 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-6b3d11eef7174ddebc6b908fc6c3a7f2 Fri, 31 May 2019 10:53:25 +0000 144259432 yes This week we delve into "Special Force Alpha Hard Military Bear Romance" by Zola Bird. It's a great look into how sexy bears really are. It's also not gay so that sucks. Cody also reads a story we didn't get to in our live show titled "Our Anniversary" by Hiroshi @maybehiroshi Our guest today was: Matthew @matthewmmoris 01:43:03 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-21ed365dc6ed46d28ed54c8ce9e55f91 Thu, 30 May 2019 10:44:02 +0000 144258591 yes Can you believe that we recorded this before the live show? This comment will make sense once you get through to the end, trust me.   In this episode, Cody gets real drunk and throws stuff. Oh also we talk about books and stuff. First up is "Erotophobia" by O'Neil De Noux. Once we get tired of talking about that book we move on to the "The Medieval Sex Manual" by Burchard of Worms 01:09:22 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-1e048209a0c54a7ca4317fcb23923020 Wed, 29 May 2019 10:42:27 +0000 144255901 yes WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE SECOND ANAL GOLDEN LEMON BUBBLE BUTT COMPETITION    We have many stories here today! I'm not going to write down all their names because I don't care!  Ugh fine I will  "The Assvendtures of Gwynn in Bumderland" by Logan @Explogan42 "Between the Buns" by Matthew @matthewmmoris "Taken by the Sun God, Alternate Ending" by Stuart @steamwyck "Cereal Affection" by Kym @kymcattys "Gaydar and the Golden Horn" by Ivana Phuck We also answer some questions from the audience, here's some in case you can't hear: Gwynn, what's your dream girl? Why did you start this podcast? Can I come back on and redeem myself? What subjects have you not discussed yet that you want to discuss in future? Have you discovered any new kinks of your own while reading these books? Do you think there's a way to insert smut in fiction that doesn't pull the reader out? Do you have any suggestions for fiction like this? What would your erotic pen names be? Why am I the foreigner with all these Americans on here? Do you guys want some popcorn? Oh I just wanted some popcorn You never had a semi? Cody, has anyone like seen a dick pic from you? 01:35:13 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-dfc60618775d465d87410b0d9ffdef8c Mon, 27 May 2019 10:39:43 +0000 144254164 yes Today we discuss the short story "Teledildonics" by Mike Johnson. We also discuss a story in a book I have that's called Sex and the story is named "Eyewitness Account of Sex with the Devil", which is pretty weird but yeah. Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:10:06 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-a67949193de048ba944804e07c77fad5 Sun, 26 May 2019 10:28:20 +0000 144248153 yes Welcome to Season 2 of Good Looks Bad Books. In this season we shake things up a bit. First off, we replaced every single one of our hosts with an overripe banana with googly eyes that has a drawn on mouth. And second off, we decided to become super clean. With that, tonight we went over the super fresh and hot "Tender Wings of Desire" by I guess Colonel Sanders Our guest today was: Mollie @eskimomo9 Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 00:54:39 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-670a0f5cadc6411eaff5e7180a9a91ed Sat, 25 May 2019 10:22:31 +0000 144246160 yes Alright you fine folks, we are back with a bonus episode for you. I did almost no editing to this (comparatively) so if you hear more bumps and thumps that's because I didn't edit out all of our sex noises so there.    In this episode we get some thank you feedback from our wonderful fans. Our contributors this episode were: Steph @StephOKingston Shawna Love @samuinetsu_love Cameron @ddmcameron Hiroshi @maybehiroshi Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:02:56 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-c32a1e10de6645b6b76bbce567063530 Fri, 24 May 2019 10:19:40 +0000 144245491 yes We're finally finished with 50 Shades of Grey!!!!!! Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:46:17 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-4c1cac34f94f4289aa45e3c478153384 Thu, 23 May 2019 10:15:05 +0000 144244270 yes Welcome to part 1 of the season finale of Good Looks Bad Books. Who is going to live to next season? Who will die? Will any romances blossom or wither out? I do not know because I'm not some sort of future telling nerd, I'm just a regular nerd.    In this episode we discuss the first 6 chapters of "50 Shades of Grey" by E. L. James. Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 02:02:07 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-94b680e269fc4c5cbd2951c4550418aa Tue, 21 May 2019 10:11:34 +0000 144243199 yes Bad rap, bad rap, bad rap. I'm uploading an ep of my podcast Bad rap, bad rap, bad rap This whole recording session was a great time Bad rap, bad rap, bad rap   In this episode we discuss the story "'Love in a Time of Dragons" by Tanith Lee. There's a whole lot of WTF moments going on in here that are wowee crazy, so strap in for the ride folks! Our guest today was: Ben @bapperson Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:01:16 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-f1368f09141d48299102d678807023ae Mon, 20 May 2019 10:08:37 +0000 144242556 yes What is up my homeskillets? How are you all doing? Another day, another dollar amirite? Another week, another smutty smutty book that we can shame here on the internet   In this episode we discuss "Forbidden Flatland: The Hexagon's Lover: An Erotic Tale in Two Dimensions" by Pietra Petrova. Getting through this book was not a piece of pi, we knew there was a lot of sin going on and kept on going on tangents. Cos of that and our obtuseness in regards to the acute love felt by these shapes, even fractions of this book were hard to get through. Our guest this week was: Ben @bapperson Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:17:35 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-f339d4a220b9413481b418eaf4e7628c Sun, 19 May 2019 10:05:17 +0000 144241682 yes What up you nerdos and weird butts? It's me, Gwynn, and I'm here to tell you all about my new sex toys! I got a big ole dragon dick and also a jimmyjane Form 2. No sponsorships from either of these places yet, but maybe once they know I use their products......... Anyway in todays episode we talk about the Song of Solomon. That's right, the one in the bible. It gets super sexy up in here so if you love god or if you love sinning you're going to love this one! Our guests today were: Alex @TruthAM Tressa @twattup Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:40:28 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-84eff245014b41c1a23cf77fc32c50cc Sat, 18 May 2019 09:59:25 +0000 144240393 yes Our title has literally nothing to do with the episode, and everything to do with the fact that someone in Vietnam has been downloading the same episode exactly 8x per day since February 17, 2017. If this is you, hello! I hope you enjoy the show though I'm not sure if you've listened to any other episodes. In this episode we discuss the book "Chapters in a Past Life" by Marilyn Jaye Lewis. There's lots of butt stuff in this episode so it's super sexy. We also get some smut from the talented Mr Cody. Our guest today was: Jonny @solventbubbles Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:04:58 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-1e27b4d1e4b240778d11162e31401c95 Fri, 17 May 2019 09:53:56 +0000 144238248 yes Hello friends, and welcome back! I hope you all had a wonderful week and are ready for another beautiful episode of GLBB. If you didn't have a wonderful week, what made it not wonderful? Are you ok? Do you want to talk about it? It's ok, there is no judgement here. In this episode we discuss the book "Office Duties" by Mac Flynn. Our guest this week was: Jonny @solventbubbles Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:15:40 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-1ba2c88b1a2e4457aae4f2ba30f1140d Thu, 16 May 2019 09:49:08 +0000 144236685 yes Welcome once again to Good Looks Bad Books. Right now I've been watching ASMR videos trying to see if I have any triggers. I think mine might be more on the physical side of things, more with head pets. So please give me those head pets! In this episode we do the premier of our first ever radio drama play "Booty and the Beats" by Logan. We hear a smut and we also discuss some book by Nora Roberts writing as J. D. Robb called "Naked in Death". This weeks guest was: Logan @Explogan42 Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:01:20 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-96eff8d901644d25866c08231f76bb0a Wed, 15 May 2019 09:44:00 +0000 144235573 yes Hey guys. It might surprise you to hear this but I like boobies. Brown boobies, blue footed boobies, I just love em all. Maybe I should become some sort of ornithologist. Wait... make that a hornithologist and I can definitely make that happen. Eyyyyyyyy. In this episode we discuss "Search for the Brown Boobies" by Kissa Starling. We talk about some things like Cody's intro location, our super secret next episode, how it's not lesbian erotica if there's a bi person in it. Because bi people aren't lesbians. This weeks guest was: Logan @Explogan42 Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:10:32 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-691fd1484f414a57a2b6ea0bc4a1befc Tue, 14 May 2019 09:39:38 +0000 144234504 yes Well, hello there friend! Are you weary from your travels? In need of a rest? Please, come on in and sit down as we discuss our tales, filled with mystery and wonder, tentacles and clones, hymn singing and dick talk. You are more than welcome to stay the night. Today we talk about the book "More than a Man" by Emily Ryan-Davis and Elise Logan. We talk about gingerbread men, twins and so much cunnilingus. This weeks guest was: Rob @zombieslag Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:28:55 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-937c695a13f3450682caa1baa0b82c67 Mon, 13 May 2019 09:35:23 +0000 144231873 yes Right now I'm watching Happy Gilmore. Does this have anything to do with the episode? No. But I wanted to share a little bit of my life with you guys. I've never seen it before and a coworker convinced me to. Anyway this is a podcast about books not movies so this weeks book is "Legalese" by Laurie Ryan. This weeks guest was: Rob @zombieslag Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:39:16 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-c31c80c2a87642b6b7ce3887a7c6353b Sun, 12 May 2019 09:30:12 +0000 144230652 yes While clicking through my tabs to make sure that I had the author's name for one of the stories we read this session spelled correctly, I accidently closed out of the tab for this upload. Wow. Good job me. I had a pretty good rant going on here too but it's gone now. In this weeks episode we discuss the story "The Space MILF" by Roxy Katt. We also get to hear about "The TIn Woodsman" by Colin Winnette. Our guest this week was: Tom @brainztweet Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:07:26 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-8654cf771cdb44a891ca6d37b295a942 Sat, 11 May 2019 09:23:57 +0000 144228173 yes I know what you're thinking "Holy shit this is late why isn't Gwynn on her fucking game?". Well maybe you can just sit down and shut up for a second so I can explain. I'm not on my game. If you ask me irl what happened I'll say that I was waiting for us to decide the winner of the haiku competition. This week we talk about "Erotic Superhero BDSM 1 Jock & 2 Cheerleaders" by Dick Free Man. There's no explaining this shit Our guest today was: Tom @brainztweet 01:07:03 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-f275256709304a5f9757e0792d82014d Fri, 10 May 2019 09:20:55 +0000 144227265 yes Guys I'm eating pizza right now. It's pretty good but you should know that i'm super trash because i'm dipping it in the garlic butter sauce and man while it tastes delicious i can feel my arteries clogging from here. So I should probably get this uploaded. Today we ventured into some historical fiction of one of our most amazing presidents, Abraham Lincoln in "Abraham Lincoln Fuck Lord of the Moon" by Catherine Devore. Our guest today was: Kieran @mrk_bennet 01:19:25 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-20818c3ee9ac4f8b8053191b4eda2762 Fri, 10 May 2019 09:13:50 +0000 144225612 yes Today is a day. It's a day where you, the listener, get to hear this beautiful episode of Good Looks Bad Books. Well, that is assuming you go ahead and listen to this when you're reading this. I suppose you could be reading this and then go and listen to something else. In this episode we talk about a couple of different tales, starting with "Atlas Boned" by Joe Wadlington. Next we get to listen to Lorelai tell us about "The Problem of Leather" by Roxy Katt. 01:09:36 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-9b61ece355bb4702a1f3876938c82877 Thu, 09 May 2019 09:08:20 +0000 144221886 yes I would once again like to say hello, and welcome back to Good Looks Bad Books. I'm your host, Gwynn, and with me today we have... well no one. I mean Meenah is here with me but like she's not helping whatsoever.    In this week's episode we talk about "Stranded with the Cowboy" by Erin Walsh. We talk about so many things I'm not gonna list them all. 01:17:40 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-ed46c9177fe44866a8abf15da6ff402d Wed, 08 May 2019 09:01:52 +0000 144219554 yes Did you know that you can make a delicious snack by cutting an avocado in half, putting some pico de gallo on it, and just shovelling it out with a spoon and into your face hole? Well, now you do!    In this week's episode we talk about "Avocado: An Erotic Adventure of Spirit and Sensuality" by Christine Leov Lealand. We discuss such matters as what the hell is a batch, what the hell is a pav, what part of Australia is New Zealand in, why would you serve tea in a marmite jar and so much more! Our guest today was: Kieran @mrk_bennet Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:40:21 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-4a65d8168e8345bab114301c651a4bd5 Wed, 08 May 2019 08:57:31 +0000 144218215 yes Hello and welcome back to our show. Thank you guys for loving us even when we are a show basically dedicated to ruining your childhood in any way possible. Luckily we don't do that this ep! Or do we??? You never know, I could be an unreliable narrator. In this weeks episode we talk about "Whiskey Lullaby" by Lexy Timms. We discuss very important matters such as a velvet voice, weird town names, eyeballs and so much more! Our guest today was: Shannon @_puppyfish Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 00:57:21 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-b18b3910443444d583433f71dfcda588 Tue, 07 May 2019 08:53:09 +0000 144215493 yes Hello friends, family, enemies, and people I am apathetic towards! You've reached Good Looks Bad Books and now your life is competely different. Ok maybe not completely but it's somewhat different, just for reading this.   In this episode we talk about "The Romance of Lust" which is apparently a classic Victorian erotic novel. Who knew they had those? Not me, though probably if I'd thought about it I would've realised. They didn't have the internet so of course they need some sexy, sexy smut. Our guest today was: Shannon @_puppyfish Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:08:02 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-24463e8bb33b46a7bf0484a369cec415 Tue, 07 May 2019 08:49:17 +0000 144214572 yes Guys it is 5:43 in the morning and I am doing this thing and uploading an ep. I don't have fucking witty shit to say, what do you think I am? A wit machine that you can just put a quarter into and I'll say something funny? Well I'm not! Anyway, guys, this week we talk about "Rough and Ready" by Sandra Hill Our guest today was: Megan @curium247 Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 00:54:04 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-598cb0f7f7d94e3f9c88ff9474019186 Sun, 05 May 2019 08:43:25 +0000 144212629 yes Hello everyone! At this point I would like to let you all know that I got pussy to one side, and pussy in my lap, and I'm ignoring it all to give you this episode right here. So maybe try to be a little more grateful ya jerks :P   In this episode we discuss "The Sybian Club" by Selena Kit. We talk about breast milk, Freudian slips, how much of a scumbag Ray is, how big is a big dick and oh so much more. Our guest today was: Ben Cook @thebendcook Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:50:49 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-f9b923644d0c46568ab88c3e23772ea6 Sat, 04 May 2019 08:41:05 +0000 144211594 yes Welcome back dear listener! Did you have a good holiday break? Did you miss us? No? Well too bad, we're back and ready to be put in your earhole. So sit down, shut up, and listen to us talk about shit.   In this episode we discuss "Zoe White and the Seven Whores" by Thomas S. Roche. We discuss things such as which whore we relate to, how do numbers work, cheese puns, beaver fever, the spice girls, going into graveyards to pick up chicks and oh so much more! Our guest today was: Mike @tokkan Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:12:33 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-5434d65da2d84c999f8c7305cce3c5f7 Fri, 03 May 2019 08:37:11 +0000 144210951 yes Hello nerds, it's me Gwynn! I just wanted to wish you all a Merry Fuckmas, which is a holiday that can be celebrated no matter what your religion! I did the writing, recording, editing, and posting of all this, and none of the rest of the cast knows so please keep this a secret. I hope you enjoy this small gift from me to you 00:02:54 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-76345d87396b4e14a43784705e78058b Fri, 03 May 2019 08:33:36 +0000 144210125 yes Welcome one and all to this, the most amazing Christmas themed episode you will ever hear in your entire life. How do I know this? Because I'm a gosh darn psychic that's how. Now shut your fucking mouth up and listen to this episode.   In this lovely episode we got to hear all about "Red Satin" by Giselle Renarde. We discuss such topics as pulpy slits, the difference between gender and sexuality, fucked up family dynamics, super hero lesbians and of course family at the holidays. Our guest today was: Shawna Love @samuinetsu_love Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:13:56 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-02f890312e1f45c99f15cbb77e8e49a6 Thu, 02 May 2019 08:31:28 +0000 144209546 yes Well dear listeners, we have made it to December, and you know what that means! Oh wait, you don't? Well it means that we take a couple weeks off from our normally scheduled episodes to bring you Christmas themed episodes! HO HO HO   In this episode, we discuss "Naughty Under the Mistletoe" by Carly Phillips. We talk about such things as pool balls, twins, kissing under the mistletoe, people who reveal wayyyy to much about themselves on the first date and of course elves in miniskirts. fun fact: Anything done under mistletoe is not slutty, so that's good news for all the ladies who are getting tired of just 2 fingers. Our guest today was: Shawna Love @samuinetsu_love Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:12:39 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-b0d208b050334785a9ffa50f32cdce13 Wed, 01 May 2019 08:27:43 +0000 144207780 yes Episode 27, we are getting to be in our late 20's by now! Wow, that's super fucking old. Anyone who is 27 or older should probably just retired.   In this episode we review "My Sweet Immortal" by Rachel Carrington, "Serendipity, Or Something Like That" by Jane Kent, "Purr-fect timing" by Kari Thomas. We talk about burp kegels, cat shifters, being knifed in the heart and so much more. Our guest today was: Mike @tokkan Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 00:59:54 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-a25f76359f314f959ab3c03737c8d54f Tue, 30 Apr 2019 08:22:48 +0000 144202856 yes Hello one, hello all. Hello each and every person listening to this, the one, the only Good Looks Bad Book podcast. Before we begin today I would just like to say, be forewarned, the audio quality on this one is not up to usual standards. I don't think it's too bad though! In this episode we talk about the story "B is for Bondage" by Alison Tyler. We talk about such things as fetlife.com, how to properly spank someone, why you'd keep your toys in the garage, and something about scarab beetles? Fuck I dunno, this one is a good'un. Our guest today was: Bailee @Ironicadventure Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 00:52:47 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-aa188584b61e4deb862f558826c372b1 Mon, 29 Apr 2019 08:18:37 +0000 144199608 yes Hi everyone, it's ep 25, halfway to 50!!!!!!!! I got a pussy on my lap right now so lets keep this description short and sweet. Today we discuss the book "First Time with a Highlander" by Gwyn Cready. We talk about that dank herb, how to tell who someone is by dat booty, the smell of whiskey, and of course, Yu-Gi-Oh. Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:00:31 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-2c03f18a69d147829c123e3547983207 Sun, 28 Apr 2019 01:43:17 +0000 143402458 yes Hey nerds! It's ep 24 and you know what that means! Oh wait, you don't know? Well neither do I; I thought you did. Why do you have to bring us down every single time? I'm looking at you Dale. Yes Dale, you know what you did. No, I'm not going to air out our dirty laundry for everyone to see on the internet. NO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT THIS UP. fork you Dale, I'm over this. In this episode we discuss "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" by Larry Niven. We talk about so many things, sperm the size of earth worms, x-ray vision, birth control pills, and oh so much more. If you're a fan of Superman, you won't want to miss this one! Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 00:49:53 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-49bb751e1bd24c879650c47da4c83e5b Sat, 27 Apr 2019 01:41:58 +0000 143402209 yes It is episode 23 and you know what that means! Actually you probably don't, but whatever. We're as old as I am. Well I mean if amount of episodes equals amount of years. Though if it does, does that mean i'm now 46 since i've done 23 episodes, and am now 23 years old? I don't know shut up. Today we discuss "Pokebutt Go: Pounded By 'Em All" along with "Leonardo Decaprico Finally Wins His Award And It Pounds Him In The Butt" both by the ever amazing Chuck Tingle. I wanna be the very butt Like no one ever was To pound them is my real test To grab them is my cause I will travel across the land Humping far and wide Teach Pokébutts to understand The power that's inside Pokébutts (Gotta pound 'em all), it's you and me I know it's my destiny (Pokémon!) Lube, you're my best friend In a butt we must defend Pokébutts (Gotta pound 'em all), an ash so true You're such a good buckaroo You fork me, and I'll fork you Po-ké-butts! (Gotta pound 'em all!) Gotta pound 'em all! Yeah... Ev'ry anus along the way With condoms I will face I will pound em ev'ry day To claim my rightful place Cum with me, the time is right There's no better team, dink in ass, we'll win the fight It's always been our dream Pokébutts (Gotta pound 'em all), it's you and me I know it's my destiny (Pokébutts!) Lube, you're my best friend In a butt we must defend Pokébutts (Gotta catch 'em all), an ash so true You're such a good buckaroo You fork me, and I'll fork you Po-ké-butts! (Gotta pound 'em all!) Gotta pound 'em all! Gotta pound 'em all! Gotta pound 'em all! Gotta pound 'em all! Yeah! Pokébutts (Gotta pound 'em all), it's you and me I know it's my destiny (Pokébutts!) Lube, you're my best friend In a butt we must defend Pokébutts (Gotta pound 'em all), an ash so true You're such a good buckaroo You fork me, and I'll fork you Po-ké-butts! (Gotta pound 'em all!) Gotta pound 'em all! Pokébutts! Our guest today was: Steph @StephOKingston Look for all her stuff all over the goddamn place Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 00:40:29 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-421dbafe16fc4ba2a6019381886b1ba8 Fri, 26 Apr 2019 01:40:36 +0000 143401651 yes Episode 22. We've made it this far, and honestly we're almost as old as I am. But still dumb as heck. I don't know if we've even learned anything in our many many eps aside from that there's a scary amount of people who don't know the word consent. In this episode we discuss "Love and Whiskers" by Olivia Myers. We discuss such things as cat shifters, spying, pooping next to your true love, and how to stalk your next girlfriend. Our guest today was: Steph @StephOKingston Look for all her stuff all over the goddamn place Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:15:45 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-ba79d8fd2c39489ea797dabaa31d02a3 Thu, 25 Apr 2019 01:38:39 +0000 143401166 yes So, basically, this is our 21st episode. I bet you thought I was gonna say something about drinking. Well technically I did so you were right. Since we are now old enough to drink, how about you play a game where you take a drink every time a Greek god or goddess's name is pronounced incorrectly? Actually, no don't do that, you'll die. In this episode we discuss "The Surrender of Persephone" by Selena Kitt. We talk about such interesting things as belly buttons, pronunciations, safe words, consent, and hot hot hot lesbian threesomes with goddesses (though we don't spend close to enough time on that in my honest opinion). Our guest today was: Maddie @PunslingerMaddy Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:37:55 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-3fb4f3f12e724e169a5a192a8aa98dd5 Thu, 25 Apr 2019 01:36:53 +0000 143400969 yes Episode 19! This is the last episode that I, the lovely beautiful, wonderful, funny, smart, and humble Gwynn will not be on. So stop your crying and give this a gosh dang listen! Also I got a new computer so hopefully we will never have this long of a pause in our releasing again *knock on wood* In this episode we discuss "Motherforking Wizards" by Leonard Delaney. We talk about such topics as baby carrots, MAGIC!, guzzlers, super sexy wizard schools, hairy wizards, and oh so much more that you'll have to listen to to find out. Our Guests today were: Dani @elleine35 Tuk @TukRoll You can find some of their D&D adventures at youtube.com/geonerd79 twitch.tv/geonerd79 Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 00:52:10 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-c5eafb995dcc464c87fd14eccd101e84 Wed, 24 Apr 2019 01:33:37 +0000 143400568 yes 18 episodes you guys, we're finally an adult! Smoking, voting, and of course fuuuuuuucking. So go ahead, put us up your butt. We won't tell In this episode we discuss the book "A Perfect Knight for Love" by Jackie Ivie. There's talk about marriage, Scottish traditions, how many names people know, and the characters in the book questioning the book's plot. Our Guests today were: Dani @elleine35 Tuk @TukRoll You can find some of their D&D adventures at youtube.com/geonerd79 twitch.tv/geonerd79 Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 00:49:39 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-ebe431edcca241cba708c23ed5a911df Tue, 23 Apr 2019 01:31:49 +0000 143400380 yes 17 is a prime number. It's, I think, the point where prime numbers start to get interesting. 2 is ok, 3 is just 2 and 1, 5 already has a shirt load going on, while 7 is just chilling. 11 gets points for being double, and 13 gets to be unlucky. But 17 is just where it starts to be prime, and I love it. You know what else I love? Apparently making random drunk noises that I have to apologize for later in the show notes. It's okay though, because everyone else does as well. Except Lorelai, but that's because she wasn't here. Sorry Lorelai for having fun without you. In today's episode we read many many fan fictions. Including, but not limited to "The Beej" and "Game Humps". We talk about different music, blowjobs, beer bottle penises (again), among many other beautifully drunken topics. Our guests today were: @MaybeHiroshi (there is no underscore even though he says there is) who edits and does mouth stuff for @CaFPodcast @matthewmmorris who appears on many Geekly Inc Random Encounters games along with a special appearance on @SHUPodcast Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf (not appearing this episode) Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:24:29 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-8de26d6da629446dbbca779564e9e835 Mon, 22 Apr 2019 01:30:25 +0000 143399458 yes 16 is an odd number. it's 4 squared. And 4 is 2 squared. It's also 2 to the 4th power. Wow. Math is so amazing. You know what else is amazing? Some of the noises in this ep, and I apologize for these drunk nerds, they get a little bit loud. Aside from being loud this episode, we're reading some amazing fanfiction! Today, Lorelai brings us the wonderful tale titled "Root Her" by Michael Collins. We discuss cloacas, barbed penises, death, doing shots, and wearing pants. Our guests today were: Hiroshi @MaybeHiroshi on twitter, and also the editor of @CaFPodcast, a wonderfully produced podcast of horror and mystery while playing Call of Cthulhu Matthew @matthewmmorris on twitter and he's also on Geekly Inc's Random Encounters feed, so go listen! Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:15:44 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-be918693d0904bd7a3c7ed4b8adc5499 Sun, 21 Apr 2019 01:28:38 +0000 143399273 yes Does anyone read this? It's ep 15 and we're drunk, so who cares? My apologies for any knocking or audio issues caused by us drunkards In this episode, we talk about "Duty of a Lion" by J.K. Hudson. Topics discussed include: fingernail length, lack of gayness, breaking and entering, how long to wait until marriage, and why Del isn't working in a computer store. Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:06:54 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-ad943cf7c2d44c9eae081081e872aee4 Sat, 20 Apr 2019 01:27:06 +0000 143399064 yes 14 episodes, and this is the first one where we're all (minus Lorelai) getting pretty tipsy! How will it turn out? Go listen for yourself ya jerk. In this episode we discuss "In the Barn" by Selena Kitt. She's got a lot of books going on and man one day we'll get to read them all. During this episode we talk about incest, the stranger, how Cody masturbates, pooping, and so much more! We also read some smut sent in by a listener with the pen name Shaunna Love, and read drunk reviews! Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi Warning sound can be found at https://www.freesound.org/people/Serithi/sounds/150326 01:00:26 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-b4dcf4818e004e708159c803abfdba24 Fri, 19 Apr 2019 01:24:50 +0000 143398816 yes Episode 13. So far so good, nothing unlucky about this one. Or I guess more unlucky than usual because every book we read just causes our luck to go further and further down the drain. Today we discuss the book Overload by Linda Howard. We veer into such topics as not taking off your high heels, how hot are pantyhose, raiding for food, weird domination issues, and of course The Black Widow. Our guest today was: Michael @Malvinity on twitter Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:03:03 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-672489dba8a64e529bd2af37ca9c0f1a Thu, 18 Apr 2019 01:23:27 +0000 143398447 yes Woo! A dozen real episodes! How'd we get this far? It feels like only yesterday I was sitting down at my computer to record episode one, with a book about Trump and his tentacles all loaded up, not knowing what the future held for me. Today, I sit here with my hand on my pussy, petting it and playing with it. Oh, nope, not any more, she got up and walked away. Bye Meenah! With all of that said, this week, we get to talk all about "Taken by Swarm: Seduced by Werebees" by A.M. Ball. So much is talked about, including dink donuts, 6 inches of semen, honey bunches of oats, walking around town naked, and being that queen bee. Our guest today was: Michael @Malvinity on Twitter Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for great content! Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:08:14 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-6310b6e1bbdf48709dc403ccfca975d6 Wed, 17 Apr 2019 01:18:52 +0000 143397672 yes What's this? A competition?! Wow, we must be a serious podcast now. In this week's episode, we read, discuss, and rate various smut written by some of our listeners! We have "The Monster of Lake Horsmire" by Bailee Pleasants "Let Down" by Nyssa Mackinnon "Doctor Streamlove Or How I Learned to Stop Troubleshooting and Love the Mailbomb" by Rob Weeks and "Short Lived, Well-Loved" by Adam Bash. I don't want to spoil any of this juicy goodness here, so get to listening! Our guest authors today were: Bailee Pleasants @Ir0icadventure Nyssa Mackinnon @Feverwood Rob Weeks @ZombieSlag Adam Bash @theadambash Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for some bootylicious podcasts and people. Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi The intro is Running Fanfare by Kevin MacLeod, which you can find at http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Kevin_MacLeod/Classical_Sampler/Running_Fanfare The ending fanfare is Love Conquers by Scott Buckley which you can find at www.scottbuckley.com.au 01:59:38 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-7d8be0df045244c28d700aafdbbe1276 Tue, 16 Apr 2019 01:20:46 +0000 143398110 yes Hey, it's our first palindrome, and our first same digit double! Episode 11 must hold many good things if it's 2 firsts in a row. Today, we are talking all about "Emily and the Priest" by Selena Kitt. We enjoy a relaxing discussion on super sexy priests, some actual lesbians, proposals, TVs, and oh so much more than I could put in here. And that's why this is a podcast and not just an episode description, because you gotta hear this shirt. Our guest today was: Hugo @hugodraws on Twitter. He makes some really great art and you should give him some love Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for some bootylicious podcasts and people. Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:31:45 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-39cae58a37014b46ba442da2bc23d705 Tue, 16 Apr 2019 01:16:35 +0000 143397190 yes We had a bit of a break in releasing because of the great Geekly Con, but we're back, stronger than ever for our big big episode number 10! In this episode, we discuss "Taken by the Sun God: Or, how sex with Apollo saved me from a terrible vampire death" by Maddie Montrose. We have some great talks on freezing quarters, vampire biology, emergency vampire preparedness plans, yeast infections, Star Trek, Star Wars, and oh so much more that you'll just have to listen to to find out about. Our guest today was: Hugo @hugodraws on Twitter. He makes some really great art and you should give him some love Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for some bootylicious podcasts and people. Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:07:24 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-865cb6d5236042b892812d12ede5fdf2 Mon, 15 Apr 2019 01:15:14 +0000 143396956 yes 9 episodes, huh? We're slowly but surely making our way up to being an established podcast. Ya'll better start listening soon if you want to say you were in on the ground floor. In this week's episode we all get to listen as Kris tells us all about a budding romance between 2 very competitive jerks in Aftershocks by Catherine Coulter. We discuss such topics as omelettes, rare steak, why phone numbers are so important, birth control, weird doctors who reveal all your information, and abusive relationships. Our guest today was: Kris from @GameablePodcast and you can find him hanging out on his podcast The Gameable Podcast on iTunes. Go hit him up! Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for some bootylicious podcasts and people. Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 00:57:53 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-3eecc960f1424875885d7cd07c91a85a Sun, 14 Apr 2019 01:13:57 +0000 143396352 yes If you look at the number 8 sideways it's the infinity symbol basically. Hooray for our infinity-th episode! Today Lorelai tells us all about the book The Big, Not So Small, Curvy Girls Dating Agency by Ava Catori. We discuss how to tell people about spinach in their teeth, gorgeous gazelles, leaving your vibrator out on the table, cleaning your vibe off (please do this ladies, it gets gross as heck), calling someone back while getting oral, and the difficulties of starting a dating site when you don't have good ideas. Our guest today was: Kris from @GameablePodcast and you can find him hanging out on his podcast The Gameable Podcast on iTunes. Go hit him up! Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for some bootylicious podcasts and people. Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 00:57:11 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-419c15c330994d638dbec648c1f87b43 Sat, 13 Apr 2019 01:11:56 +0000 143396118 yes Episode 7, and you know what that means. We show your our wieners. We start off the day with Cody's Smut Corner, minus Cody! But plus Gwynn, so I'm pretty sure that's a net gain, so it's all good. Things get real creamy and translucent, with plenty of straps to hold everything in place. Once we're all thoroughly terrified by that, our special guest Ivana tells us all about the chapter "Little Boy Blue" in the book "The Real Mother Goose" by Selena Kitt. We find out all about how Tom is a bad bad boy, mother goose is a dominatrix, and there are lots and lots of colors involved in the act of sex. Our guest today was: Ivana @arcanevice You can find her on the Dire Weasels podcast, Briarhome Podcast, and on the Sailor Moon campaign on Geekly Inc Random Encounters Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 (not appearing this ep) Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for some bootylicious podcasts and people. Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 00:45:28 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-741bd970a1b140f8825b6dd8fa002e68 Fri, 12 Apr 2019 01:10:54 +0000 143394651 yes Hey guys! What's up, what's new, and what's happening? It's Ep 6! Today we find out what happens when one visits Niagra Falls in Taken by the Ghost of Napoleon Bonaparte's Horny Little Brother, Jerome, at Niagra Falls by Maddie Montrose. We talk about how much you have to orgasm whenever you see the falls, taking a little boat ride over the falls, and ghosts boning you from behind. Later we move to Cody's Smut Corner as he tells us about... well you'll see later on. Our guest today was: Alex @happypuke Find his podcast @SHUPodcast and @DCWPodcast. He's also the head dude guy of @SHouseStudio Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for some bootylicious podcasts and people. Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 00:50:16 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-3c282c11c9874e2aa26a019970847f4d Thu, 11 Apr 2019 01:09:39 +0000 143394493 yes Wow guys, 5 episodes. My how time flies. Let me ass-ure you that this is going to be a great one (trust me I've listened). First off we take a dive into the briny depths of Sea of Desire by Melissa Torres where we discover what to do when you're dumped, Hogwarts-esque rules for boy's and girl's dormitories, secret rich guys, and a super special plot twist that'll bite you in the butt. Speaking of butts, our special guest today, Alex, talks to us about the book he read "Pounded in the Butt by my Book 'Pounded in the Butt by my Book "Pounded in the Butt by my Own Butt"'" by the lovely Chuck Tingle. Confused already? Just you wait until you hear about some Inception type shirt, alien books, and learn the true meaning of love. Our guest today was: Alex @happypuke Find his podcast @SHUPodcast and @DCWPodcast. He's also the head dude guy of @SHouseStudio which we officially on air announced today! Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for some bootylicious podcasts and people. Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:06:55 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-da4e702794424e09a12fd20100abfcc0 Wed, 10 Apr 2019 01:07:06 +0000 143394092 yes Welcome back old friends, and welcome new friends! This here is Episode 4 of our very great good looking podcast. I'd recommend if you haven't listened to episode 3, go back and give that a whirl. This is a continuation of said episode. So go, do that, and hey guess what we'll still be here waiting. On today's episode, we find out what it would be like to bone down on Clippy. You read that right, Clippy, best known for his appearance in the MS Office Suite as "That annoying little paper clip". During this time we talk about such things as red hot metal inside you, being skewered, how flexible this paper clip is, and some googly eyes.After that disturbing book, we move on to Cody's Smut Corner. Cody reads us a fanfiction tale of his own writing, coming from that beautiful mind of his. I'm sure you'll be dual-shocked to find out how this turns out. Our guests today were: Bret @YourBoyBret Find his podcast Jedis with Red Eyes out sometime soon?? Cody @codedude3 (yeah he's a guest on this one shut your mouth) Find him on such podcasts as S.H.U. podcast, Dire Weasels, and Geekly Inc Random Encounters Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 (Guesting this episode) Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for some deliciously sexy podcasts and people. Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:09:41 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-9e6d20e308bf47c1a10ae3c05ea65bea Wed, 10 Apr 2019 01:04:20 +0000 143393792 yes Lookee here, we got a third episode out! And our first guests! How will we torture these lovely gentlemen? You'll have to listen to get all the gooey details. Today we take a look into "Taken by the Delivery Drone" by Tabatha Houston (aka Tabatha Austin). This shocking tale tells us all about that b*tch, Jennifer, 3 finger sluts, tit play, and exactly how wet a woman should get (waterfall wet). Then we move on to our second book, "Taken by the Tetris Blocks: An Erotic Short Story" by Leonard Delaney. This story shoves us violently into a world where tetris blocks are real, alive, horny, super fertile, and love orgies. If that doesn't get you hot, I don't know what will. Our guests today were: Bret @YourBoyBret Find his podcast Jedis with Red Eyes out sometime soon?? Cody @codedude3 (yeah he's a guest on this one shut your mouth) Find him on such podcasts as S.H.U. podcast, Dire Weasels, and Geekly Inc Random Encounters Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 (Guesting this episode) Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for some deliciously sexy podcasts and people. Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:04:08 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-ac8de3da70044d9aacf3e39d7d704459 Wed, 10 Apr 2019 01:02:28 +0000 143393494 yes Wow 2 episodes out! We've doubled our portfolio in under a week! Pretty crazy right? This week, we discuss The Compass Rose by Gail Dayton, which includes reasons why sex ruins everything, some orgies, magic, mass murder, and much much more. We also talk about I Feminized Hitler by Tabatha Austin, which gives us a look into time travel, nanites, butt sex, and Hitler in a french maid outfit. Good Looks Bad Books is: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 (not appearing in this episode) Find us @GLBBpodcast on twitter or email us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com We are part of the @SHouseStudio network! Check them out for much more fun and excitement. Cover art done by the lovely Kym Stonick. Find her on Twitter @kymcattys or kymstonickart.com The music used for the intro and outro is Calculated by Yirsi. You can find more work at www.soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:14:59 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-a800446f5268449ebfd4f2e90c8a70c5 Wed, 10 Apr 2019 01:00:54 +0000 143393308 yes In this, our pilot episode, the 3 OG cast dive head first into the depths of bad romance novels. First, we have Lorelai recapping the first in the Cat Star Chronicles "Slave" by Cheryl Brooks. We discuss dinosaur heads, using a dink as an eating utensil, and odd fashion choices. Next Gwynn comes in to tell us all about "Tentacles of Trump" by Zed Crut. We explore acid tentacles, Bill Clingfish and his wife Hillary Clingfish, and exactly how having little suckers all over your body would make you feel. Good Looks Bad Books is made up of: Ali @Aluminum_Iodide Lorelai @Lothlorien_elf Gwynn @GwynnAndTonic Cody @codedude3 (not appearing in this ep) You can find us at @GLBBpodcast on Twitter, or write us at goodlooksbadbooks@gmail.com The intro and outro music is "Calculated" by Yirsi and is used under the creative commons license. You can find more work by going to soundcloud.com/yirsi 01:31:25 album-9891f03dde4b45869d08cc5947677238-63621fe3f8eb4c3bb2fcc48ecf4d1dee Wed, 10 Apr 2019 00:59:48 +0000 143391684 yes