Two Drunks and a Toddler

You Weren't Supposed to Hear This

Sun, 20 Feb 2022 18:00:00 +0000

Throughout the first season of Two Drunks and a Toddler, Holden would often hit record without telling anyone, resulting in some hilarious outtakes. A Random Text-to-Speech Voice (previously featured in S1E6) guest hosts this special bonus episode as we share some bits you never got to hear and close the book on your mom's favorite podcast. Long live Marmaduke.

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Music featured in the episode:

"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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We're a Bunch of Assholes!

Fri, 01 Oct 2021 17:00:00 +0000

Your favorite podcast is back with a brand new season! In our season 2 premiere, we talk about what we did over the summer, find out who's an asshole, and try to sell you some special TD&T merch!

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Music featured in the episode:

"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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A Look Back: The Season One Finale

Sun, 11 Apr 2021 17:00:00 +0000

We've made it to episode ten, and we're calling it quits... until next season. On our season one finale, we're looking back at our favorite moments from the show so far, as well as answering questions from our listeners.

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Music featured in the episode:

"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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F**K! What's That Song Again? (Part 2 of 2)

Sun, 04 Apr 2021 17:05:00 +0000

Episode 9 is a two-parter (not on purpose), and we're playing a fun game called "F**K! What's That Song Again?", which involves Alyce and Ryan drunkenly trying to guess the names of songs provided by our listeners.

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Music featured in the episode:

"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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Plus all the other songs that we're too lazy to list here. We don't claim ownership of those songs in any way.

Check out Holden's cover of "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" with Ben Brewer: https://holdencmusic.bandcamp.com/track/always-look-on-the-bright-side-of-life-from-monty-pythons-spamalot

F**K! What's That Song Again? (Part 1 of 2)

Sun, 04 Apr 2021 17:00:00 +0000

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Music featured in the episode:

"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Plus all the other songs that we're too lazy to list here. We don't claim ownership of those songs in any way.

Check out Holden's cover of "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" with Ben Brewer: https://holdencmusic.bandcamp.com/track/always-look-on-the-bright-side-of-life-from-monty-pythons-spamalot

Fan Fiction with Holden x Ryan x Alyce x Y/N (EXPLICIT)

Sun, 28 Mar 2021 17:00:00 +0000

WARNING: this episode contains sexually explicit material and is intended for mature audiences only.

For our eighth episode, Ryan suggested something horrible: reading Wattpad fan fiction. Thanks Ryan!

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Music featured in the episode:

"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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"Say Amen (Saturday Night)" by Panic! At the Disco

We do not claim ownership of this track. "Say Amen (Saturday Night)" is property of WMG/Fueled by Ramen/Atlantic Records.

A Netflix Original Slime Tutorial: THE PROM

Sun, 14 Mar 2021 17:00:00 +0000

Wear something nice and get those nails done, because you're our date to The Prom! On episode seven, we watch Ryan Murphy's film adaptation of the Tony-nominated Broadway musical and give our thoughts afterwards (Spoiler Alert: we talk way too much about Andrew Rannells).

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Music featured in the episode:

"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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Gooses Don't Milk: A Drunk Timeline of The Princess Bride

Mon, 08 Mar 2021 00:16:05 +0000

On episode six, we watch the classic 1987 film The Princess Bride. But first, we try our best to piece together the plot from memory.

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Music featured in the episode:

"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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Seriously Scary Ghost Stories with Uncle Björt

Sun, 28 Feb 2021 18:00:00 +0000

On our fifth episode, we're reading some terrifying ghost stories, sharing our paranormal experiences, and reading CreepyPastas. Musical Guest: Grace VanderWaal (not that one).

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Music featured in the episode:

"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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Drunk Trivia Part II: The Squeakquel

Sun, 21 Feb 2021 18:00:00 +0000

On our fourth episode, Ryan tests Holden and Alyce's knowledge on topics such as musicals, serial killers, and Marmaduke, using some very special questions that he wrote while drunk.

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Music featured in the episode:

"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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Local Forecast - Slower by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3988-local-forecast---slower

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

A Hijacker, A Beatle, and the Geico Gecko: Conspiracy Theories with Holden, Ryan, and Alyce

Sun, 14 Feb 2021 18:00:00 +0000

Is Flo from the Progressive ads actually an "alien god queen"? Did Sir Paul McCartney actually die in 1966? Who was behind the Max Headroom Incident of 1987?

On this episode, we're taking a look at some will conspiracy theories and attempting to debunk them.

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Music featured in the episode:

"The X-Files" by Mark Snow

Audio found at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sahAbxq8WPw

"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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Dolls Are Scary

Sun, 07 Feb 2021 18:00:00 +0000

For this episode, we watched the scariest horror film known to man. No, it's not Cats. It's Annabelle: Creation!

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Music featured in the episode:

"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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Night on the Docks - Sax by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4129-night-on-the-docks---sax

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Drunk Trivia!

Sun, 31 Jan 2021 18:00:00 +0000

On our first episode, we're stepping into the Wayback machine for some trivia about the 80s, 90s, and 00s!

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Music featured in this episode:

"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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Teaser

Tue, 26 Jan 2021 22:34:22 +0000

This is Two Drunks and a Toddler. Join us for deep conversations, fun games, and commentary for films/TV shows. Oh yeah, and two of us are gonna be really, really drunk.

Music featured in this episode:

"Neon Laser Horizon" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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